Comments about My Pregnancy

"How did this happen?" - Hottie's daughter

"Are you guys going to get married?" - multiple people

"You're not showing hardly at all." - multiple people early in the pregnancy

"Kim ran out there like she was going to help, all fat and all. You know, pregnant." - Hottie

"You know, you're about to get huge! That last month, you just won't believe how huge you're going to get." - a colleague

"Have you started cleaning the baseboards yet? That's going to happen, you know, right there at the end." - same colleague

"Can you drink that? I didn't think you were supposed to drink any caffeine when you're pregnant." - a colleague

"Are you supposed to eat that?"

"Oh, I knew someone with that name once. He was such a little shit."

"It's a boy." - everyone

"Wow. You're six months? You're really big. I wasn't showing at all when I was six months." - a hostess at a restaurant

"Wow. You're hardly showing at all. I was so much bigger than you when I was that far along." - a colleague

"Send me a picture of you pregnant!" - multiple people

"I want some pictures of you all swelled up." - my dad