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My breasts laying (yes, people, LAYING) on the top of my stomach! Why the hell didn't anyone ever tell me that happens?
My ankles and calves becoming cankles. And oddly enough, not hurting even though they're humongous!
Nipples the size of small dinner plates. No, I'm not kidding. And did I mention that apparently they change to a dark brown color? WTF?
Leaking breasts. Oh, this is a fun one. Especially when you have no idea that this can happen and you're on a business trip, walking around another office, with a giant milk stain on your shirt. Way to make a great impression on the team!
My man suffering from all of my symptoms, or the symptoms that I'm supposed to have, but he's stolen from me. You know what I'm talking about, girls! Ask any nine month pregnant chick if she wants sex, and what's she going to tell you? The same thing Hottie has been telling me. Freaking sucks.
Beau being fascinated by the smell of all the diapers that are now being stored in the baby's room closet. Poor thing has no idea what's about to happen.
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